the crab rules all.
i’m listening to… “here with me” by dido.
12:50 pm
interesting day.
sat at home until like 6pm working on bullshit redefine stuff, and then went to golden gardens for some water + fooding + bullshit. at the beach, eric [prince] found this teeny crab which was like the size of probably two quarters laid next to each other. it was dead. but so frickin cute nevertheless :[ we also attempted to build a sandcastle (me, eric, and lewis) but we all sucked at it, and pretty much… to put it simply… failed. after building one wall which was too close to water and got destroyed, and building another that was apparently useless. on the inner wall, though, we put one of those red party cups with the crab on top of it, and a flag made out of this hair clip i found and a stick. the crab rules all.
also, as we were standing on this one R0X log (it was all smooth and stuff from the water smashing against it) this one guy came up with bagpipes and was like, “should i play?” and i was like, “play! play!” so he started playing the bagpipes, and holy shit that is a weird instrument. sounds like video game music. or midis. aka… not good. but interesting.
ate some s’mores and a hot dog (and i previously had a slurpee), and the combination was pretty much… disgusting as hell. had to spit all day but could not bring up the phlegm. it was a absolutely horrendous feeling. s’mores sho are g00t, thou. mm. mm. mm i could use one right now. anyways. i guess some truck was pruning trees and was going to dispose of firewood, but instead everyone with the bonfire pits just went and got the wood. werd.
i think it’s funny when little kids tell adults what to do. there was this one girl who wanted to roast a marshmellow, but she was too scared to get really close to the fire, so this guy (btw, their whole party was wearing utility kilts, because they have an utility kilt party every year) offered to roast it for her. and he’s like, “how do you like it?” and she’s like, “burnt to a crisp.” so he caught it on fire but missed a little part of it that was still white and she was like, “that’s not how you do it. you have to catch it on fire and then rotate it.” lol, i dunno, it’s funny to me -___-
as we were walking to my car, lenny somehow was following us in his car and we didn’t notice the whole time. he’s creepy. on the drive back, it was me, jenn [villaruz], alex, cynthia, and eric. we were talking about how i was going to kill them all with my driving on the way back, and we had different potential methods… driving off a cliff (but there are none), running into a bus… but then jenn had a genius idea of ramming into a building or a wall, and from that it snowballed into an idea of picking the most populated buildings and having a contest to see how far we could get - how many buildings we could go through. at first i was saying ave restaurants just so we could kill lots of people. then alex was saying we pick korean restaurants on the ave. and then jenn suggested the erotic bakery and we’re like, “holy shit that’s the best idea ever.” but then i was like, “what happens when they find us with all of these penises in our mouths?” alex said that the ones who died wouldn’t have anything to worry about, but it’d rock in the newspaper, as they wrote, “man rescued from beneath a pile of penises.” and then there was also the idea of the heat burning a plastic penis onto someone’s leg or something. and then we were passing dick’s (burger joint) and figured that would be a great place to ram ourselves into as well. which is especially awesome because dick’s has parking lots on either side, and it’s on the street right next to the erotic bakery, so we could kill two birds with one stone. and then i thought, hey, since there’s space between the two buildings, we can ram the erotic bakery, chat about the ramming, and then ram dick’s, and chat about it some more. and it’d be awesome. and from there we talked about just ramming down the side of dick’s and gorging on burgers, and then we talked about getting locked in a supermarket, and having a statement about american junk food. four people would eat nothing but junk food, and one person would eat only organic foods. as the organic person would live like a king or queen and the other people would probably die, we could make that statement. and then alex was like, “well, the four junk food people would die, but the organic person would just end up having to pay 11,000 dollars.” shit, one of the funniest conversations ever 
anyway, after that we went to casey’s party, and it was alright - no one was really there when we went. we went to 7-11 and i parked the car all horrible and this black dude kept smiling. his name was kedrick. he asked me if i was japanese or chinese, and i told him chinese, and he said he took two years of chinese and said some stuff like “ni hao” blahblah. then he proceeded to tell a “liz story” about working with chinese people setting up a trade show booth. the story totally went nowhere, but we humored him. he was nice enough.
we pretty much just hung out in his little record room the whole time, being anti-social as normal!!! at some point we decided to go to the lake (with a park where a corpse was apparently found) and people wanted to jump in, so andy [crossett], alex, jenn, and cyn jumped in first… then casey said he was going to go, so lenny and i jumped in as well. i made the mistake of NOT taking of my jeans (even though i was going to) because no other girl had taken off their clothes, but that was a mistake omg. it’s so freaking hard to swim with heavy jeans on. :X so i ended up taking em off anyway. the water was soo cold. everyone else was all warm, but i was the only completely sober one, so that is probably why i was freezing to death. it got better, though. afterwards, i swear - it was so cold that it was making me hallucinate. i got that alice-in-wonderland-type vision that i get when i shroom and do acid and stuff. it was WEIRD. and i wasn’t the only one - other people said they felt high too. lol. SOMETHING IN THE WATER OMG!!
and then we saw this thing that looked like a log / alligator slowly going across the water. and someone (i think lenny) was like, “is that a beaver dragging a log?” and casey had this little pink dolphin spray thing filled with whiskey (aww it’s now lost T__T) which he threw at it and surprisingly hit it… and it turns out it WAS a beaver with a log. which is just rad and crazay!
and later we just went back and froze to death! everyone would be like, “OMG DID YOU GUYS JUMP INTO THE LAKE?” and we’d be like, “HELL YEAH, WE’RE X-TREME!!!” but we didn’t actually say that, but it’d be cool if we had said that.
and then since we were all wet i guess jenn was dripping a puddle of red stuff we thought we blood but it’s alright, cause it was just underwear dye! damn that underwear.
and casey’s cat is 20 and does nothing. it’s wild. he also has a giant starfox statue which is plastic and rad… and a creepy room full of dirt… and a pool table that is so ghetto… the pockets are barely holding on (on one of them, a skateboard props it up)… and if you shoot a ball at it too hard, it goes flying into a wall, and whoever has their face there dies.
afterwards, drove back and went with alex to the spot because josh is back from the marines. we just hung out for a bit, chatted as jennie spun trance (she’s getting a lot better)… and that’s essentially that.
oh and my car got egged. bitches.
sometimes it’s good to know that no matter how dramatical or flawed you are that there are always people you know who are much, much worse.