the beginnings of engrish.
i’m in taiwan right now. what does that mean? engrish. maybe not as much engrish as in vancouver, surprisingly (see TRNGSFIRMERS below), but it’s still good:
TRNGSFIRMERS ARE FROM VANCOUVER. amazingly, only TRANSFORMERS reside in taiwan. i’ve seen no copies and i’ve seen no fakes. too close to home? i don’t know.
so right now we are staying in a hotel called the sunworld dynasty hotel… pretty nice hotel, a little old, but you know, all good. but then this pops up:
awww jea. i didn’t notice it until phil pointed it out but boy am i glad he did. this is fucking amazing. anyway, i was using it at first, but now i am stopping, because it’s fucking made in china. click here to find out about toothpaste made in china. i ain’t fucking around.
anyway, battery is running low and i need to plug it in on the other side of the room because this side of the room doesn’t have three-pronged outlets, so until next time!!!! by the way, yesterday’s thirteen hour plane ride was just about THE most miserable international flight i have had yet. god, it was awful. and you know what’s worse? since i’ve gotten here i haven’t really felt like eating. have felt a little sick. what’s the point of being in taiwan without a will to eat?!! that’s like being alive without a will to live!!!