slim mystik.
i jes had to post allen’s remake of eminem’s “slim shady”… it’s so hilarious.
ya’ll act like you never seen a mystic before, jaws all on the floor like i just burst through the door, started kickin it more, at first i was a dork, chattin over instant messanger. it’s the return of the: oh snap, who dat, you’re buggin. you don’t think i was the mystic for nothin. and %n (this was supposed to go on an AIM profile i guess, and the %n automatically inserts people’s names there) said… NOTHIN you idiots, %n ’s dead, they thought they was kooler then me.. and well… they is…
atheist woman love the mystic (chicka chicka chicka), look at that dumbass, he makes me sick. look at him, surfin the web for you know what, playin games with you know who, yea, but he’s so kool though. yea, i probably got a few things in my head wrong, but it’s just reflective of what i write in this song, sometimes i just wanna go on emails and blow a fuse, but i can’t, but yet it’s kool for other asians to show their views.
my brain is in my butt, my brain is in my butt, and if i’m lucky, they might just let me pass as a nut, and that’s the message i send out to all you little mutts, and i expect you all to know i’m a jigga, what!
of course i’m goin crazy tryin to lesson JA to little kids all up in the second grade, they ARE immature, aren’t they? i ain’t nothin but a mammal.. well, some say i’m an animal who goes insane on cheezy parables. but if you can say i’m terrible and uncaring, there’s no reason why i can’t live it up and be more daring. (woo!)
but if you feel like i feel about the staring yo, dress like mystic in his clothes, sing my chorus and it goes…
i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.
george bush don’t have to win the popular vote to be president, and we won’t, cuz i’m a chink, and white people have presidence. you think i give a hoot about the money? some of you poopoos just make fun of me, and are just wannabes.
but myst, what if you’re kool, wouldn’t it be weird? why, hell yea it would, i’d give a cheer. And i’d sit me there, next to some asian peers, and cry on some dude, wet his shirt with tears. and then i’d get up laughing like a freakin jerk, proclaim to the world that being an idiot works. be a bitch and put my self on the WB, and tell the whole world that buffy wants to marry me, hee hee. i should upload my pictures on JPG, and show the whole world how a mystic’s flash site would be. i’m sick of all you lucky charm freaks, all you do is remain geeks, and eat your marshmellows last for keeps.
and there’s a million other cereals better you see, like cinnamon toast crunch, which gets mushy, so damn frequently, but it is for me, it’s cinnamon crazy, and it’s the last best thing, just like me!
i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.
i’m like a field trip that’s apart of school, cuz you don’t really give a care unless you get a day off then you think i’m kool, the only difference is i don’t have a yellow bus and school funded dollahs, instead i drive you around in my oldmobile bravada.
i just go to my car and kick it. and whether i like to admit it, it get’s it started ninety percent faster then usin the key. and you wonder how i haven’t killed anyone yet.
it’s funny, cuz at the speed i’m drivin on the freeway, i’ll be the only young person drivin like an old laday. beepin at cars that zoom by faster then a bullet, and i loose it, they say kool it, and i accelerate and blow away my fuel shit.
but at least i’m not like every other asian, drivin around in honda civic creation, peeling out their tires in acceleration. and i’m not circlin the parking lot, screamin “got rice bitch” with my windows up and my system broke. So will the real mystic please stand up, and make his video games demand go up. and be proud to be outta this world and outta his blend, and one more time, loud as you can, what am i again?
i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.
hilarious, isn’t it? =P hell yeeeaaaa neeeekah… thas mai twin!