rapex!!!!!!!
funny shit. thanks to nate for this information about RAPEX, THE ANTI-RAPE CONDOM!!!!!!!! if you’re confused about it, like i am, how it works is girls wear it… in advance… all paranoid-like… and then when they get raped, the thing comes off, attached to the dude’s penis, where latex barbs attach themselves. UHHH yeah. interesting………. available in three sizes, kids!! SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
BY THE WAY… NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE, EITHER. IT’S STILL MARCH 31ST.
[sorry in advance for there being boobies and dicks in these entries this week :0 :0 :0]
some of my favorite excerpts from their FAQ:
When should I wear it?
Should you have to travel long distances alone, on a train, working late, going out on a date with someone you don’t know too well, going to clubs, or in any situation that you might not feel comfortable or even just not sure.
Won’t the rapist kill me?
Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.
Will it cause permanent damage to the rapist?
No, not if he gets professional help without delay
From what age can this device be worn?
Menstruating age, thus 11-12 years of age.
How did you get the idea? (Question to Sonet Ehlers – inventor)
From the rape-victim who first said “If only I had teeth down there”, to some time later a young man was admitted to hospital for getting his penis caught in his trouser zip and was in excruciating pain.
What if I am asleep and someone enters my house and tries to rape me?
Golden rule… keep the device right next to you. Remember it is very easy to insert, and very quick too.
((INSERT PICTURE OF GIANT RUBBER PENIS WITH RAPEX CONDOM ON IT))
image, also courtesy of nate, who then commented:
nate: i think this only works on porn stars
vee: hahahaha what
vee: why do u say that
nate: that weiner looks kinda big
nate: not compared to me
nate: but in general
vee: haahaha.
nate: it actually looks small
nate: hahahh