just say no to mcdonald’s fruit & walnut combo.
JUST SAY NO. MCDONALD’S DOESN’T WANT YOU TO EAT ITS HEALTHY FOOD!!
this conversation below between joe and i will illustrate why they do it and why their fruit & walnut combo — a seemingly very easy thing to get right — is fucking disgusting. picture soon to come 
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vee: fruit&walnut or something its called. well, i bust it out to eat it and the shit was fucking bitter. like… unnaturally bitter. gag! so gross. i thought it was just me so i had lenny try it, but it was straight up bitter. like “burning bitter,” he said.
joe: apples arent even supposed to be bitter though :OO sour, maybe
vee: i know. thats why its so amazing
joe: wtfsors hahaha
vee: so, there were the regular red apples, and there were granny smith apples. our rationale was: the sour of the granny smith apples will overpower the bitterness. NOT SO!!!
joe: loooool. i bet, if you ordered that, left it in the refrigerator for 2 months, and took it out.. it’d look and taste the same! 
vee: ahaahaha probably T_T
joe: yum yum!
vee: sad. they probably want kids to hate eating fruit! hahaha! EAT MORE MCDONALDS THEY SAY! DONT EAT HEALTHY
joe: OR they make their “healthy foods” that bad so the people would just order the crappy food the next time they came in! so now instead of you getting their apple yogurt mix (which probably costs more to make than a breakfast biscuit), you’ll probably get their breakfast biscuit! geniuses… pure… geniuses.
vee: i know! totally!
joe: obviously the people who order healthy stuff like that from mcdonalds are aware of how bad the food is… and the fact that they ordered means that they were probably forced into ordering something, so mcdonalds wants to make the most out of their involuntary meal orders!
vee: truuuue! shit man, we’ve cracekd their shit
joe: DAMN RIGHT! NOW LETS GO FOR A BIGMAC
vee: HAHA OK
joe:
vee: dude i started eating these nuggets from jack in the box that use real chicken… and now when i eat chicken nuggets from mcdonalds, it’s like gross… cause its like not real chicken
joe: really :O what do they put in it haha
vee: well, i mean at jack in the box, the nuggets are all different sizes. and when u bite into it, it’s like biting into a chicken leg — whereas at mcdonalds, its like these premade MOLDS
joe: ground chicken! lol
vee: yeah, basically… like, “oh here ithe occasional boot shaped chicken nugget… it’s naturally shaped like this! really!”
joe: they try to make the most from their nuggets too, targetting the poor innocent children ;( making nuggets that are shaped like familiar items… little kids would prefer those to.. just… strips of chicken 
vee: they should make dino mold ones if they were smart.
joe: oh yeah dino molds! yay
vee: yay!