inside the wonderful world of vee

so, i’m in line today at the DMV because the DMV is ridiculous, and, as previously noted, it is hell on earth.

i was sandwiched between two old guys on my left and one on the right. the guy on the far left (guy number 1) seems to know the guy on the right (guy number 3). disturbing. disturbing. they are 65, or so, because guy number 1 mentioned that was his age.

their conversation:

PART ONE:
guy number 1: i’m from southern california, i’m only up here because my mother is 95. when she passes away, i’m going down to nicaragua.
guy number 2: nicaragua?
guy number 1: i spent a couple months down there living with a nicaraguan family, and it was great.
guy number 3: lots of low-hanging fruit, huh? so to speak…
guy number 1: oh yeah. (some random colloquial shit agreeing with him that i forget)
guy number 3: don’t even need a photo of that to know.
guy number 1: don’t even need to mention it to know.

PART TWO:
guy number 1: my girlfriend doesn’t want to live on a boat, but after her mother passes, she’s going to have to decide.
guy number 3: decide if it’s the boat of you?
guy number 1: yeah.
guy number 3: can you manage it yourself?
guy number 1: yeah, but i’d rather not. maybe i should get some of that low-hanging fruit to help me.

??? WHAT R THEY TALKING ABOUT ???
i reckoned they were talking about women or GIRLS even. i asked pwny what “low-hanging fruit” was, and his response was, “heh. easy pussy.”

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