ahh yes.
went to enterprise to rent a car for going to montana this weekend. first thing that happened when i got in the shop (shop? for lack of a better term!?) was this:
CONVERSATION WITH A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT MYSELF:
little girl (about 6): you are pretty different!
me: i guess so… (i go to sit down.)
little girl: i’m going to sit by you!
her mom: we have to leave, esther.
little girl: bye!
me: bye esther!
little girl: (freaked out): how did you know my name?!
ah, kids, they’re hilarious.
not sure what made her think i was different… either my clothes or my haircut, but it wasn’t surprisingly a race thing cause there were tons of minorities. or maybe it was. i don’t know.
after she left, the two guys behind the kiosk counter, who were brothers, went on to make it the funnest rental car experience ever because they were absolutely hilarious. enterprise on 140th in bellevue! go there for good times! entertaining people are the best entertainment.
hahaha the funniest of which was these two indian guys were trying to rent a car and one of them had made sure to say that he did NOT want a ford taurus.
CAR RENTAL STAFF TEASING A MAN ABOUT NOT WANTING A TAURUS:
“so, what did you say? you DEFINITELY want a ford taurus?”
*and*
“oh, just a second, let me find the keys to your ford taurus…”
*and*
“ford taurus? you mean you don’t want the best car ever?”
then i went on to walgreen’s to buy some shit and got hit on by the counter boy there… for the second time. only he thought it was my first time going in there. lol. he told me to go back when i came back from montana and tell him how it was. … nyeeeeeeeeeeees. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure i willllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
last time i went in there i had on this red dress with fishnet stockings and a fishnet shirt underneath and he called it some sort of “gothic summer dress.” interesting. i was wearing these grey jean pants with bondage straps on them and he commented on how usually bondage pants aren’t made of jean material because they wouldn’t serve the purpose well enough and would rip HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (probably true, i guess). mind you, he looked me up and down before asserting that, rofls. funny. anyway. HAHAHAHA.