aaaahrrrr. anti-valentine’s day.
i’m listening to… the tv on fox.
i’m feeling… ok.
8:30 pm — too much fun, not enough work… but so much work to do.
anyway, to write about our anti-valentine’s day parti last night… it was eva’s idea… we planned it for a while. we wanted to make all these games and crafts cause were retarded. we made heart envelopes for people to write anti-valentine’s (you know when people used to give each other valentine’s?? well, anti-valentine’s say things like “DIE IN A FIRE, BIATCH” etc. -__-
we also had a board that we were thinking of throwing darts at… with cards on it with different tasks for people to do. also we had this board where the guy board was a bunch of sperms (with awesomely cut and pasted photos of our friends pasted on the sperm as the heads… wow i cannot speak english) trying to make it to an egg (which later apparently won the key to MY “chastity belt” — only the truth is the key is only level one and there’s actually a lazer eye scan and fingerprint scan as well). the girl side was pregnant girls trying to make it to the abortion clinic. 
eva placed one of the sperm sideways, going off the board, and farm was wiggling the tail around… “SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE… BUT CAN’T TOUCH…” ahhh it was funny, even though it doesn’t seem like it. wow, i am talking like a retard. haven’t written in too long the brain is like dead.
hmm i’ll jump around. before the parti me and alex went on an adventure to mcdonald’s (bwok bwok!), northgate, liquor store, lenny’s store! it was an adventure like one cannot bereevs. and uh… the day before yesterday me and mike went over to andy’s place in kirkland (holy moses it’s far). and they have NO RECYCLING BIN even though they have so much recyclables in the trash brawawrrrarar. i borrowed “clockwork orange” from him - and it is straight up awessome. at first it seemed kind of hard to read but it turns out to be really easy to get a hang of.
oh yes and before me and alex went to the adventure, i went with mike to his friends eddie and robin’s place, and there were these two other guys named david there… and i pwned the noob! actually, i guess i only pwned mike, cause turns out the $10 i won came from him, but if we had stayed til the end, i would have liked to pwn the dave… there was a chubby dave and a skinny dave… the chubby dave was kind of funny sometimes but the skinny dave was annoying as a motherfucker, i straight wanted to sock him in the godamn face. i was shuffling cards on my lap and he’s like, “could you bring the cards up to the table? thanks.” and then mike and eddie had folded so they were just looking at the cards that other people folded also, and he was like, “could you please not look at the cards?” — okay, those things i sort of understand. it may be a little rude. he was like, “sorry, i just like playing poker conventionally.” but he kept going out of turn, so we kept telling him to stay on turn and go when it was his turn, and then that’s when he turned into a fucking annoying ass dickhead. he like refused to do anything until we said to him, “HEY, IT’S YOUR TURN.” what a bitch dude. and mike invited him to our parti, and so i was like, shit, and kind of annoyed… so hahahah robin and eddie ended up making excuses… first they told them that i cancelled the parti. but the two daves still wanted to hang out with them, so they were like, “uhh we need to go to qfc to buy… chips.” LOL. FUCKING FUNNY. but i guess it worked, so whatever. wtf?
anyway back to the parti. there were these two guys that came… no one really knew them but they knew some girls mike knew i guess. but yeah - like - one of them wanted to leave to go crabbing but his friend didn’t want to leave, so the fool who wanted to leave decides to punch out the glass on the fire extinguisher. and everyone in our apartment was just like WTF. and the thing was - HE WAS COMPLETELY SOBER. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU…!!! !! ! and i guess the two of them wanted to fight each other, but the girls had to talk them out of it or something. i have no idea, but it’s fucking stupid.
uhhh what else happened. MAN! andy wrote me the most awesome anti-valentine… it was like two run-on sentences of killing-death LOVE but i was showing it to liz this morning and i think i accidentally threw it out T__T out of all of the ones i could have possibly thrown out, WHY WAS IT THAT ONE… that was like the only awesome ass one :[
what else happened. uhhh. shit a lot of stuff happened. i only took two shots of absolut citron and i got drunk as fuck… it went away pretty fast, but initially it was supar drunkardness. i was light-headed after one shot, it was seriously the weirdest thing :0
apparently eva wanted to go outside to smoke, and so liz was like, “let me finish my beer,” and eva was trying to help her drink faster so she tilted the beer up and ended up spilling it all over her lmao.
and hojo gave me a lapdance cause it was one of the things on the card he drew. and then eva was like, “nuh uh, this is how it’s done,” and then she gave me a lapdance. and then everyone was like, “yea, she’s good.”
more when i think of it.