nubcakeness — the story of my life, part 2
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007so if you thought yesterday’s “so you think you can dance” story was bad, guess what? it gets worse.
i shipped out the 2 tickets (out of 6) that sold yesterday via ups overnight mail.
because i have GREAT luck, guess what? MECHANICAL PLANE FAILURE.
THE TICKETS WON’T GET THERE TODAY… meaning instead of earning $60 / $365, i now earn $0.
ups will refund the shipping price of $24.99 but i doubt they will refund the shipping price (some guy is “checking on it” however).
i have the worst luck, seriously. this was like when i went to canada last week and i kept trying to get winnie the pooh toys out of the vending machine and every time i would say, “ANYTHING BUT PIGLET!” i would get a piglet-related item. or i’d be like, “we don’t need to check the ferry times; what’s the worse that could happen?!” and the worse that could happen is we missed the ferry and instead of coming all the way back to seattle from victoria, we actually had to ferry from seattle to vancouver and drive back down to seattle.
NUBCAKENESS. THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
oh yeah and last night i was watching a documentary and it was called “dragons made real” and they made it sound like dragons were real, with scientists finding dragons in ice caves and stuff. i had my glasses off so i couldn’t see that well to begin with, but the shit was blowing my mind. i kept saying, “what the fuck? dragons are real?” and lenny would say, “yeah, you nub, didn’t you know?”
this morning he told me he was joking and they are actually fake. that motherfucker. that entire show was a “what if dragons were real.” why the hell would you make that! CONFUSING ME LIKE THAT.
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but as far as REAL stuff i saw on discovery channel that is cool, here is some stuff that i saw the last month which blew my mind and were REAL, unlike dragons :[
* CORAL REEFS ATTACK EACH OTHER.
i kiddeth you not. they get all gelatinous and poke weird whiskers at each other and the animals in coral-a will attack coral-b and vice versa. they attack each other because when they are growing they’ll like, bump into each other and end up going into other coral’s territories… fucking shit is crazy. i can’t find a pic but here’s a link from a site i kind of hate that contains more information!
* UNDERWATER LAKES.
lakes of super high salinity water below the oceans. life scurries to live along its borders, much like we scurry to live along the water line. prepare to have your mind be fucking blown!!! watch the video, yo.