inside the wonderful world of vee

vee (11:04:27 AM): so did u know i am the biggest newb ever
pwny (11:04:49 AM): well, there was evidence, but nothing conclusive
vee (11:05:06 AM): well here’s some conclusive evidence
vee (11:05:11 AM): i bought tickets to the live so you think you can dance tour
vee (11:05:16 AM): thinking it always is sold out so i should resell
vee (11:05:18 AM): well
vee (11:05:21 AM): i meant to buy portland oregon
vee (11:05:35 AM): because i thought there was no washington date — this is mistake #1 — when in fact there is one… in everett
pwny (11:06:51 AM): ahh
vee (11:06:56 AM): #2 –
vee (11:07:00 AM): i meant to buy portland oregon but
vee (11:07:02 AM): i boguht portland maine
vee (11:07:05 AM): no one fucking lives in maine
pwny (11:07:08 AM): haha
vee (11:07:12 AM): i spent
vee (11:07:14 AM): $368
pwny (11:07:14 AM): lobsters do
vee (11:07:18 AM): on 6 tickets
pwny (11:07:40 AM): hmmm….can you cancel the tickets?
pwny (11:07:46 AM): get a refund
vee (11:07:55 AM): so far (the date is tomorrow)
vee (11:08:00 AM): ive sold two
pwny (11:08:01 AM): oh shit
vee (11:08:01 AM): for
vee (11:08:07 AM): $40 (after next day shipping fees)
pwny (11:08:16 AM): damn
pwny (11:09:11 AM): that is uncool
vee (11:09:49 AM): very
vee (11:09:52 AM): everyone else is cheap as fuck
vee (11:10:00 AM): so
vee (11:10:02 AM): in conclusion
vee (11:10:03 AM): i suck at life
vee (11:10:06 AM): yo uknow what else is bad
vee (11:10:48 AM): #3 –
vee (11:10:51 AM): i could have ordered digital tickets
vee (11:10:53 AM): so i just email
vee (11:10:56 AM): but noo i got real tickets
pwny (11:11:04 AM): damn.
vee (11:11:06 AM): so now it costs $25 to next day mail them
vee (11:11:08 AM): i am so nub
vee (11:11:09 AM): SO NUB