inside the wonderful world of vee

one of mai new biggest pet peeves - fake people! not people who get plastic surgery and boob jobs (even tho i think that’s stupid too)… i mean people who ACT really fake. it’s like… they expect yoo not to be able to tell, but yoo can… easily. very easily.

mai first example? people who ask yoo if yoo wanna go places when yoo KNO they don’t really care if yoo go or not (yoo kno that cuz after yoo say, “oh, i don’t kno”, they immediately answer with “okay!” and like run-off or something). it’s stupid. if they didn’t want yoo to go in the first place, then why ask yoo anyways?? they try too hard to have everyone like them. if yoo want people to like yoo, yoo jes be nice… that’s kinda a bitchy thing to do if yoo ask mee.

second example… people @ church. well, there are people like this normally too, but i can’t think of another example right now. there’s this guy @ our church (no names). he always somehow coincidentally sits bai mee during worship, and he sings so loud that i can’t help but to stare @ him occasionally. what pisses mee off? not cuz he… doesn’t sing that great. it’s that he tries to act sOopah christian-like when he’s singing… it’s jes stupid. like when he’s singing a song that’s supposed to be “very deep” and “intimate” with the lord, he closes his eyes. okay, fine, whuteva… people do that all the tym. why? i don’t kno. i think that’s fake too, but that’s not even nearly as bad as this guy. he doesn’t kno the words, so he opens his eyes, reads a line, closes them, sings like two words of the line, opens his eyes again, reads a line, closes his eyes, sings like two more words. it’s ridiculous to watch, and even more ridiculous that other people can even believe that he is genuinely enraptured bai the love of god. bullshiet.

that’s why i like people who — keep it real. it sounds like a stupid term, but i really think it’s important (isn’t it stupid that a lot of rappers are the stupidest, fakest people out there, yet they were the ones who came up with the term “keepin it real”?). that’s why i try to be as real as possible with people… most of mai close frendz kno that i’ll tell people a lot of stuff that is on mai mind. of course, no one can always tell people what’s on their mind, cuz then no one would have frendz, but yoo kno =P

* song of the moment * - “never” bai boiz ii men… i’m not a big fan of them, but yes, they are talented, and they have a lot of good songs. oh, well the song changed, so now mai song is “wonder if heaven gotta ghetto” bai 2pac. this song’s lyriks are hella similar to those of “changes” bai 2pac. hehe. i’ve actually been listening to american music regularly again, except the sad thing is that either i listen to really really old stuff, or it’s all like rock… cuz the only good music i am exposed to is alternative and rock. it’s kewl, actually… cuz i think rock music is the 2nd best (after r&b), but it’s jes sad that american hip hop music used to be so dayum good and now it’s going downhill =P
* mood * - pretty good

yay, i’m happy. i almost couldn’t go skiing this weekend cuz mai dad is going to taiwan tomorrow for some emergency business thing, but now i’m going with fil and josh’s family. purdie kOolio fOolio. snowboarding, here i come! even tho it’s pain galore…

anyways, today was a pretty boring day. well, i missed fourth period cuz i was stOopid and left mai project @ home (result of: stupidity)… how sad, i jes started the semester and i’m already not doing so hot. well, @ least i have an a++ in math (result of: freekish luck). anyways, i ate cold pizza @ home (result of: lajeeness). it was alrite. nothing too good. i don’t see how anyone could LOVE cold pizza. i think it’s alrite, but nothing more than that! o.O anyways - went back to skool for part of lunch and that was pretty boring… in physics i jes taught a buncha people chinese words, and leela (a tall, white chick) says she’s gonna go into a chinese restaurant and say lovely phrases like, “wo de pigu hen yang (mai ass itches)” and “gan ni (fark yoo)”. not that i kno any horrible, horrible words like that! heehee… i wanna be there when she says that… that’d be hilarious

yoo kno what i hate? when people ask yoo for something and then if yoo answer them with an answer that isn’t the one they want, they dun believe yoo, and they ask for a second opinion -_- today this girl asked mee how to spell “restaurant”… she spelled it “restaraunte” and i corrected her and she didn’t believe mee. PSH! HOW DARE YOO CORRECT THE SoOPAHVI!!! (roooight)

hehe it’s so funnie… this girl stephanie is telling everyone she’s going out with mai frend angel and the only thing that happened was that angel took her to a movie once, paid for her, and then calls her occasionally when she calls him… and she said that they’ve been going out for three months! wahahaha. that’s so funnie. i didn’t kno things like that even happened. but i bet she’d feel really stOopid once she found out that he didn’t think they were going out o.O

but yeah. then i got a guest pass signed for sadie’s next week @ monte vista… i’m hecka happy cuz i jes thought of this: sadie’s = same outfits = i dun have to wear a skirt or a dress! MUAHAHAHAH! i hate wearing that shiet. mai legs are hella ugly. blech! well… unless chris wants to wear a dress *please no!* now i gotta go call karen and see if she can go to sadie’s with yoojeen (eugene)… shiezballs. so much work for mee, meehee =P

oh yeah yesterday elaine, yoojeen, chris, and i (i HATE putting i @ the end, even tho it’s supposed to be grammatically correct that way. hmph. grammatical schmatical) went bowling… i was on mr. master bowler yoojeen’s team… luckily tho, we actually didn’t lose cuz i wasn’t horrible this tym (last tym i was… oh, so horrible). man, we should have won, but elaine is hella good and chris… well, has really good luck, considering he bowls like one plays basketball… formless, graceless… yoo get the idea =P) we have to go next week cuz we made a bet for lunch (even tho it was actually only eugene and i who made the bet and we’re on the same team… heh). i dun think i’ve ever bowled so much in mai lyfe. but hey, for $0.50 a game, who can resist? now i jes gotta steal mee some bowling shoes… they’re some money to rent dOod. $3.00 ~ pssssshieezy. bowling shoes are hella nasty tho… and the ones @ danville bowl are hella schmelly.

oh yeah. yesterday sherry was ranting about some religion or philosophy that makes no sense to her called existentialism. strange, but it makes sense to mee. i don’t kno tho… some of it is kinda weird. but it makes sense. dum dum dum! i wish i had all the tym in the world to research all the religions in the world so i could compare and see what religion i actually believe in… sherry said her frend did that and his dad was a pastor too! but his dad supported his search and even bought him books and stuff… those are so kOolio parents right there…

so like valentine’s day is coming up soon (and like, i sound like a like, valley girl)! feel free to send mee any love letters or gifts, okay people? i kno yoo love mee THAT much. @ LEAST. there was this person who was getting his girlfriend something for a 100-daze anniversary. okay, maybe i jes stOopid and ignorant, but isn’t 100-daze like… nothing?? it’s only three months or something… what’s so special about that?!

* song of the moment * - none. it’s 12:30 am on a skool night.
* mood * - pretty good? i guess? it’s too early / too late for mee to have a mood ^^;

i shouldn’t be online… i dunno why i am. i’m jes can’t fall asleep. man - i feel SO sorry for those poor souls with insomnia… that must be such the bitch. even when i can’t fall asleep for like an hour i’m going crazy and getting mad @ maiself… how those people with insomnia must feel! but i think that probably jes means they think too much. because when i can’t fall asleep, iss cuz i’m thinking? riiiiight.

i actually had something to say, but i forgot. ain’t that somethin. i guarantee yoo that bai the tym i’m an old fart, i’ll have alzheimer’s or something. mai memory is shit already and i’m still “young” =( hopefully bai then tho, they’ll have some kinda funky cure for alzheimer’s (or as fobby parents say it : old timer’s)… wahahaha. i remember we did a skit on this church retreat… well, a couple of guys from our church and a couple of guys from the hayward church did a skit making funna fobby parents saying how they said “old timer’s” instead of “alzheimer’s” and “street whiter” instead of “street fighter”. man. who PLAYS street fighter nowadays?? that game is so sucky now. mortal kombat is still much better. i’m pretty violent, i think. that’s pretty bad? now allen is giving mee his life story — with many many dates — hoping that it’ll help mee get tired. hmmm it isn’t working yet because i’m not really paying attention to him. heh ~ * i wanna play mario right now. mario is the BEST. man, i wish i had a nintendo jes so i could play mario. mario is the schiznit. allllllll the mario’s… sometimes i wish i could jes bust out the hella old nintendo and play on it but i can’t cuz our playstation is hooked up instead. blech.

i’m surprised how many people actually read mai thoughts. damm… they must be some pretty dayam bored people. i barely read other people’s thoughts. o.O or when i do, it’s cuz there aren’t that many. i don’t think i’m making sense. whatever.

asianavenue hella sucks now. but if yur on there, and yur really really really bored, look mee up. ShortyVi. stupid, uncreative name, but who cares.

hahahaha… funny people are SO great… they’re really like the best thing in the world (uhm, if yoo could call them a thing?!). i mean since life sucks hella it’s nice to have funny people to make it better… if only for a short while =)

it is now 3:30 in the afternoon. oh, woe is me, for i have broken mai computer >.< man… that makes mee mad. i was gonna reformat that shitty thing a while ago but i never got a chance to… and now that i’m actually starting to work on mai webpage on it, it dun work! it doesn’t even have a REASON not to work! baka computer!!! argggggh… dammit.

awww heck no… i jes saw this on an abc’s page… hella jacked up…

“no fobs” (it goes bai “no scrubs”)

“a fob is a guy that came off the boat
also know as an immigrant
always talkin bout amrika and
tries to get jiggy with it
so…
no, i dun wanna get with yoo
no, i dun wanna get some and
no, you can’t share mai greencard
please go back to where yoo came from

no, i don’t want no fob
a fob is a guy that’s
very very very dirty…
stinkin up the passenger’s side
of his momma`s broke ride,
stop tryin to holla at me!

fobs checkin me, can`t get wit me
and boy is he very very smelly
cuz lookin like a dog and
a first class fob
can`t get wit an A-B-C-D…”

pshhhh that’s hella fucked up… if i ever meet the faggot that wrote that i’ll beat him >P (maybe it’s a her? but i doubt it). i can’t believe this girl even put that on her page. that’s retarded. then she must think her parents are smelly and janky cuz they sure as hell are fobs. hella rude… wassup with abc’s, abk’s, abj’s, whatever, dissin on fobs? man, it must be so hard to come to america and not speak the language right… and for them to diss on em is hella stupid, hella immature… i mean yeah, a lotta people laugh @ their accents cuz it’s funnie, but if yoo REALLY think that fobs should go back to where they came from, that’s hella fucked up… blaaaach… that pisses mee off.

it’s sad that this girl is one of those people that claims asian pryde or whatever too… so if yur gonna claim asian pryde yoo think that all asians came from america speaking perfect english? that’s sooo stupid. people really have a fucked up idea of what asian pryde is. being asian to most of these people is jes the skin color and nothing more than that. i think tru asian pryde is when yoo really kno about the culture, the language, etc. and yoo can actually, truly be proud of yur culture. not jes cuz yoo think yur better than blacks, whites, hispanics, etc. because yur ASIAN. if yoo don’t have the manners like most asian people, if yoo dun kno anything about the culture, blahblahblah - yoo can’t claim asian pryde. so stupid.

* song of the moment * - some wang leehom song… i dunno what it is called, and i’m too lajee to look =P
* mood * - hella good! nothin can get mee down! uhm… well, some things can, but still… pretty good mood for mee

oOo! i jes found out i got a c- in math… a 69.71%. that’s IF the teacher rounds up @ the semester tho. omg, i really really really hope she does, cuz if she doesn’t, i’m so fucked… -_- *i hope i hope i hope*

anyways today i went to the mall… holy shiznit, go to the mall now! waste no tym! every store is freeking on sale… it’s so great… i’m only kinda mad about this one shoe store that said it was closed for cleaning… at first they turned mee and dahye away and said that they were gonna be closed for twenty minutes but then they said an hour -_- dammit, it’s a grand closing sale and every shoe was 70% off!! >>waaaah<< but it’s okay… i got a shirt from gap for $9.99 - a baby blue three-quarters length shirt… i jes realized that i buy SO much stuff from gap… i get like the most clothes from there but i dun really like it. i think iss jes that when gap is on sale, they are SO cheap.

anyways @ miller’s outpost… ahhhh… miller’s was heaven… i got a pair of those pants that are like silver if yoo look from one angle and black if yoo look from another angle? and then a pair of red pants that look like leather but aren’t… $9.99 each… sooooo kewl. i am addicted to buying pants, man… i have so many pairs of shiny and leathery-looking pants it’s not even funny o.O but i could always use more. puahahahahah.

after we went to the mall i went to dahye’s house and finished watching “propose”, a korean drama… ryu shiwon is a kyooti… he’s not hot or anything but he’s kewl… and kim heesun is kewl too… i dun think she’s all that pretty, but she’s a good actress. rooight. like anyone cares.

guess i’ll go change clothes now… i always have to wear mai new clothes after i buy em. heeee ~ *

i jes had to post allen’s remake of eminem’s “slim shady”… it’s so hilarious.

ya’ll act like you never seen a mystic before, jaws all on the floor like i just burst through the door, started kickin it more, at first i was a dork, chattin over instant messanger. it’s the return of the: oh snap, who dat, you’re buggin. you don’t think i was the mystic for nothin. and %n (this was supposed to go on an AIM profile i guess, and the %n automatically inserts people’s names there) said… NOTHIN you idiots, %n ’s dead, they thought they was kooler then me.. and well… they is…

atheist woman love the mystic (chicka chicka chicka), look at that dumbass, he makes me sick. look at him, surfin the web for you know what, playin games with you know who, yea, but he’s so kool though. yea, i probably got a few things in my head wrong, but it’s just reflective of what i write in this song, sometimes i just wanna go on emails and blow a fuse, but i can’t, but yet it’s kool for other asians to show their views.

my brain is in my butt, my brain is in my butt, and if i’m lucky, they might just let me pass as a nut, and that’s the message i send out to all you little mutts, and i expect you all to know i’m a jigga, what!

of course i’m goin crazy tryin to lesson JA to little kids all up in the second grade, they ARE immature, aren’t they? i ain’t nothin but a mammal.. well, some say i’m an animal who goes insane on cheezy parables. but if you can say i’m terrible and uncaring, there’s no reason why i can’t live it up and be more daring. (woo!)
but if you feel like i feel about the staring yo, dress like mystic in his clothes, sing my chorus and it goes…

i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.

george bush don’t have to win the popular vote to be president, and we won’t, cuz i’m a chink, and white people have presidence. you think i give a hoot about the money? some of you poopoos just make fun of me, and are just wannabes.

but myst, what if you’re kool, wouldn’t it be weird? why, hell yea it would, i’d give a cheer. And i’d sit me there, next to some asian peers, and cry on some dude, wet his shirt with tears. and then i’d get up laughing like a freakin jerk, proclaim to the world that being an idiot works. be a bitch and put my self on the WB, and tell the whole world that buffy wants to marry me, hee hee. i should upload my pictures on JPG, and show the whole world how a mystic’s flash site would be. i’m sick of all you lucky charm freaks, all you do is remain geeks, and eat your marshmellows last for keeps.
and there’s a million other cereals better you see, like cinnamon toast crunch, which gets mushy, so damn frequently, but it is for me, it’s cinnamon crazy, and it’s the last best thing, just like me!

i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.

i’m like a field trip that’s apart of school, cuz you don’t really give a care unless you get a day off then you think i’m kool, the only difference is i don’t have a yellow bus and school funded dollahs, instead i drive you around in my oldmobile bravada.

i just go to my car and kick it. and whether i like to admit it, it get’s it started ninety percent faster then usin the key. and you wonder how i haven’t killed anyone yet.

it’s funny, cuz at the speed i’m drivin on the freeway, i’ll be the only young person drivin like an old laday. beepin at cars that zoom by faster then a bullet, and i loose it, they say kool it, and i accelerate and blow away my fuel shit.

but at least i’m not like every other asian, drivin around in honda civic creation, peeling out their tires in acceleration. and i’m not circlin the parking lot, screamin “got rice bitch” with my windows up and my system broke. So will the real mystic please stand up, and make his video games demand go up. and be proud to be outta this world and outta his blend, and one more time, loud as you can, what am i again?

i’m the mystic, yes i’m the real mystic, all the other dumb mystic’s just ain’t realistic, so won’t the real mystic please stand up? or shut up? he’s a nut.

hilarious, isn’t it? =P hell yeeeaaaa neeeekah… thas mai twin!

* song of the moment * - da pump’s “love and friendship”. i dun even kno why i like this song. it’s sooooo fobby! o.O
* mood * - pretty good

today was another final’s day… i was like ten minutes late to first period cuz i left a photo binder (with all mai pics and stuff) @ home… so i had to speed back and get it, and when i got to skool, i had to circle the parking lot hella tymz cuz there were no parking spaces… LUCKILY (see that?!! i’m lucky for once!!!) this person left right when i turned down this lane so i got this spot that was like 2 slots away from the front ^_^ very nice dOod!!

anyhOo after skool i went home really quick to… i dunno… do nothing. then i went to get the car washed cuz it’s dirty as HELL. then i drove to monte vista to visit jah and chris (while seeing hella other people too o.O) and to kick it with them… i HATE monte vista. their parking lots are psycho, their pick-up area is psycho, and it takes FOREVER for retarded people like mee to get to monte vista from the freeway (i got monte vista’s address and i entered it into mapquest.com but they gave mee the wrong directions so i had to take the stone valley road exit in alamo and drive like hella far backwards… hella stupid!!)

we went to applebee’s after waiting like a year for jah to get out of the parking lot. it’s hella insane there! applebee’s was a waste of gas because i thought we were going to the dublin applebee’s but we actually were going to the one in san ramon… wasted a whole lotta gas driving back and forth -.- it was mee, jah, chris, eugene, and elaine… fun, i guess? we got kids’ food. cheap and still good… well, kinda good. not really good. chile’s is better ^_^

afterwards we went to the mall - unfortunately - cuz eugene and jah wanted to pick up stuff @ gap… which they didn’t get anyway… we walked around for a while, they bought stuff, then we ate ice cream… then we were deciding what we wanted to do in the parking lot and we all wanted to do different things so we KINDA decided on bowling but then jah was being a butthead cuz she said she wouldn’t go bowling unless i held hands with chris or kissed (?!!!) him. but we didn’t so it only took like half an hour to get her going -_-

bowling was kewl… fifty cent games til five o’clock man… we played five games… quite cheap (minus the renting of the nasty shoes, which was three bucks! ugh, what a rip). anyhOo, that’s the run-down on mai whole day, but shhhh, cuz i was @ “physics study group” the entire tym. heh. actually, i studied in skool cuz i always finish mai finals hella early.

i’ve concluded (again) that i get along with guys much better than i get along with girls. i mean i “get along” with guys and girls, but i can talk easier with guys… well considering some people say i AM like a guy… that may be the reason -_-

ps - mai car’s hella dirty again -_-

goddamm, korean music fans are freeking psycho… i can’t stress it enough. especially the girls. this one girl in this one shinhwa forum was like… “ohhhhhh minwoo makes mee so sad… damm that guy”… and then she wrote stuff like “when i hear of what they’re doing on tv, i can’t hide my happiness. when i eat, i can’t help but think if they already ate.”

holy sheebal… it’s not like yoo KNO them… why worry about them? i’m sure they don’t really care about yoo. or if they do, very little. o.O sounds harsh but yoo kno it’s tru. whatever… i hope i never meet those kinda psycho korean-music fans in mai life. i kno some who are close to there, but actually not that bad. it’s damm scarie… korean-music girl fans are the most psycho in the world… they like sleep outside the people’s houses and stuff trying to get a “glimpse” of them… wOoo… a glimpse…

and it’s surprising how much money people are willing to pay for an autograph… i auctioned shinhwa’s kim dongwan’s autograph a while ago and a lot of people actually bid for it… i didn’t think anyone would bid for it. other than the fact i dun like dongwan, when i got the signature (from mai ex-penpal in korea), i was jes like… oh. it’s not really kool if yoo never met the person and yoo jes have a piece of paper… woopdie doo… anyone can forge a signature and yoo wouldn’t even kno it. but hey, i’m not complaining. i got money ^_^

well, whatever… if being obsessive (and mai frendz think i’m obsessive… compared to these people i’m like the most normal person on the earth) makes them happy, then i guess it’s okay. -_- ?

* song of the moment * - “l.i.e.” bai dj doc! ^_^ they actually have hella catchy songs… i jes got their fifth album today. god, i’ve been spending so much money on cds these past couple of months… since mai cd burner hasn’t worked and all, i’ve actually been buying cds. not that i mind, since i like getting REAL cds ^_^ the problem with dj doc tho… is that the guy dun sing very well, and they sample a whole lot… they give credit, but still… it kinda bugs. they sample a whole lotta marvin gaye o.O

* mood * - great!

today is a good day! it’s going so well i’m kind of afraid it’s going to go bad later o.O anyways, this morning we had finals… i think i did alright… hopefully good enough to make a difference in mai grades, which are all borderline… on the bad end. >_<

then i got home… sat around, did nothing productive (typical - i jes started working on mai webpage, but as usual, i barely have done anything)… then i got this cd, which i like… yeah… and then i got mai first college acceptance letter! yay! ^_^ it was to rutgers… i dun really wanna go there, but getting one is nice anyways. i heard it was ghetto there… but as i said, for a person with shitty grades like mee, any acceptance letters are good! =D i’m surprised it was so quick? that’s weird.

anyways, i think i’ll go back to wasting tym. jes had to share ^_^

* song of the moment * - none… let mee go put on some music… now it’s diva’s “up and down”… interesting song… i like the beat, so it’s pretty good, i guess. all i can say is that they shouldn’t speak english… it’s horrible. they had an all english album… omg, the horrors.

* mood * - pretty good, despite the fact that i have hours of studying for finals ahead of mee… -_-

so there’s really nothing interesting i can say right here, cuz today was a pretty boring day… i saw miss congeniality over the weekend… it was very kewl. i thought it would be stupid cuz i dun normally like those cheesy chick flicks, but that wasn’t so bad… in fact i thought it was pretty hilarious. “you think i’m gorgeous… you wanna kiss me” =P i swear, anyone that’s seen that movie only remembers that part… =P sandra bullock is pretty kewl… i never thought much of her before, but after seeing this movie, she’s really interesting. one of mai new fave actresses. mai other fave actress is renee zellweger, except for the fact that i’m not a tru fan since i can’t remember her name half the time… -_- yeah.

right now i’m putting korean singer magazine pages into an envelope cuz this girl from australia bought stuff from mee… man, selling stuff is wonderful. honestly, it’s kind of a rip-off, but it makes people happy, right? roooooight. -_- anyhOoz… i finally developed a liking for dj doc after listening to them for a long while. ever since “run to you” i thought their songs weren’t that bad, and the other day i downloaded a tonna their songs and a buncha them are good. ^_^ songs with acoustic guitars in them are sooo good. i’ve yet to find a bad one… seriously. cuz they all have a really mellow, calm sound… and it just sounds GOOD. acoustic guitars and violins… they’re the way to go, man. =D

oh yeah… speaking of music, we bought a cd burner yesterday… it’s a tdk burner… cost $199.99 ~ originally $249.99, but it was a fifty dollar rebate, PLUS mai dad got $26.97 (or something) from this portable cd player that he recieved as a gift… it was so cheap!!! for a portable cd player… it’s shocking =O but that’s okay, cuz that got mee a burner. oh yeah, we also got a best buy gift certificate… best buy is really smart… they always give gift certificates with their stuff, but yoo have to use it on your next purchase, so even if yoo dun have anything to buy, yoo wanna use it. and then yoo end up spending a whole shietload of money. anyways, i dunno what we’re gonna use it on, but personally i wanna buy the madonna “music” cd =P i hate burning cds, but i still do it. heh. cds are jes so expensive… american cds are the MOST expensive yet are the worst packaged… sheesh… they need to learn from chinese people and give vcds and pics and kewl stuff with their cds… they’d earn a lot more money. honestly tho… i wonder why they don’t do that. too money hungry? *shrug. probably.

gotta go study for finals now *sigh… this is the first tym - that’s right, the first tym - that i’ve ever studied for finals… -_- i actually need to this tym cuz i’ve been screwing maiself over. well, wish mee luck.