Oh first of all… the reason I am writing so much lately is because I am bored to death @ work… I gotta… whole lotta… tym here (every tym I say “a whole lotta” now, I feel like saying… “What yoo want? A whole lotta…” Yanno? The Da Brat and Tyrese song? Is it even Tyrese? -_-)
Anyways. What can I rant about music artists? Well first of all let mee say I got respect for a… whole lotta… *shiet, stop meeee!* music artists… but then again being someone who loves music, I can also NOT respect them very easily. So… I shall be ranting now. ^_^ Gotta divide them up bai the different countries though, because they all have different things for mee to gripe about =P
-= Taiwan =-
Ugh. Makes mee mad because Mandarin is the only language other than English and Spanish I can really understand, but the music I personally think is the worst. Iss tru… most of the only GOOD music has been jacked from Japanese and Korean people! Thas all I can really say about Taiwan artists… I’m sure there’s more, buuuut… =P Oh yeah. In Taiwan, the girls cannot sing worth beans… minus Coco, A-Mei, Shunza… hrm… thas about all I can currently think of! But the girls that CAN’T sing? Man… Tarcy Su, Yuki Hsu, VIVIAN HSU *she is the worst, although she has a tyte name… juss kidding =P*, and the list goes on… and on… however, most Taiwanese GUYS can sing, though. ^_^ Considering there’s not really that many famous ones and all too…
-= Hong Kong =-
Okie, actually Cantonese music is a lot better than Mandarin music. BUT here, most of the girls can sing *minus Wong Faye… dayam I DISLIKE HER GREATLY *i dun like using HATE* her… she’s mai least favorite celebrity EVER!!*, but the GUYS… man! Hong Kong guys cannot sing worth beans *minus Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Edmond Leung, Alex To, and some more dOods*! Ekin… as much as I love him, he should stick to acting. Nic Tse, Jimmy Lin, Wallace Chung *even though he is SO kyoot!!!* Ohhh and here is the whopper… AARON KWOK… dayam… he’s hella fine but… yeuk! His singing… O_o But still… Cantonese music iss pretty good… I just wish I could understand it! -_- I mean… not that iss really a PROBLEM for mee… since I listen to everything else I can’t understand anyways!
-= Korea =-
Ohhh… where do the gripes start for Korean music? I love it, as yoo can ALL tell, but there are SO many things about it that bug mee. First. Okie… they lip-sync because they dance. But for the groups that SUCK @ dancing, I think they should be forced to sing live instead of making us watch their horrific out-of-sync dancing sequences!! -_- Second… okie… how come after a group gets really popular they have to start lookin all freeky… I mean, after H.O.T.’s second album… then after ShinHwa’s second album *awwww mai poor boiz =(* But anyway. Do they really have to look like that to stay popular? Ugh… actually it is probably just SM that has sOopah problems. Third… okie… half of the people in the Korean music industry have zero talent… to make up a group of six, there’s probably like two talented people out of the whole group *cept ShinHwa, they’re an exception because MOST of them are good =P* I’m not gonna bother pointing out people, but I’m sure yoo all know. Oh! And the GIRLS! They probably have talent one out of ten or something?! Take Fin’KL for example. Man, they CANNOT sing. Park JiYoon yeuk!!! S.E.S., although I DO like them, I don’t think sings all that great. As long as yur good-looking in the Kimchi music industry, and can maybe hold a tune, yur in. I guess that is every music industry, but it seems the most obvious in Kimchi music? Iono. Well, I’ll stop now. -_- I can write a book griping about the Kimchi music industry.
-= Japan =-
Being that I don’t listen to much Japanese music, I can’t say. All I am going to say is that I don’t like Ayumi Hamasaki because she did a whole video without wearing a bra *the guys are probably like… so… what’s the problem? =P*. But anyhOo. Can’t really rant about something yoo dunno about. Oh, but I noticed Japanese girls are kOo but Japanese guys… -_- Maybe I just haven’t listened to enough, though.
-= America =-
Of course everyone knows already? So many unskilled people. Britney, Puffy, MANDY!!! I’m not gonna rant because American music speaks for itself, right? Oh another thing. These girls who should be role models are hella skandalous… piss mee off… like Jennifer Lopez and her sheet for a dress?! What the hell are yoo teaching kids? American society is f’d up -_-
-= Everything together! =-
Of course, this is due to shallowness in fans, not the celebrities, but I HATE how all the untalented people get famous and all the talented people don’t get famous. I can give an example for most…
* Someone who should have been famous in… *
TAIWAN - Well, David Tao is popular now, but when his first album came out, he wasn’t famous… in fact, a lot of people didn’t even know who he was.
HONG KONG ~ Coco Lee. Yes, thas right, she’s not famous there.
KOREA ~ S.A.V.E. *their lead singer is SO good* and Solid *old skool*
JAPAN ~ I don’t know.
AMERICA ~ KAI!
* Someone who IS famous but shouldn’t be… *
TAIWAN ~ There’s too many, but I’ll just say Yuki Hsu. She bites like no other.
HONG KONG ~ Who else? Wong Faye.
KOREA ~ Hong Kong. Definitely.
JAPAN ~ I don’t know.
AMERICA ~ Puff Daddy and Mandy Moore *YEUK!*.
AnyhOo. I think thas long enough for today. This is long enough to be the equivalent of three rants *I actually COULD have done that*
I meant “Fin’KL. Definitely.”
Not “Hong Kong. Definitely.”
Hong Kong isn’t a group =P
Oh yeah something else funnie about the Kimchi music industry… the funky abbreviations!
R.EF = Ruff Eazy Flava
H.O.T. = High-Five Of Teenager
Fin’K.L. = Fine Killing Liberty
T.TMA = No idea, but I bet yoo it is stupid
Baby V.O.X. = Baby Voices Of Xpression *would be cool if it weren’t for the Baby*
N.R.G. = New Radiancy Group
… and of COURSE, mai future group…
T.L.G. = Three Letter Group! ^_^